One of the things that gets people excited is vampires.
This is not a lie — it is a zeitgeist. And, I guess, if making a lot of money is your thing then you should hop right on that bandwagon and write about the most popular things. As it turns out, vampires are still supreme – what’s more, they’re a growth industry:
You can infer all kinds of things from this – for example, cunts are more popular than zombies (but it’s closer than your average presidential election):
I can’t make this stuff up. Unfortunately, I can’t really prostitute myself either, so I write about stuff that’s fun to me. Me and the werewolf cyberpunk monsters from hell will be keeping it real.