But you win anyway.
Yesterday, we experienced:
- Broken microwave.
- Broken blender.
- The BBQ running out of gas.
- A large chunk of food ingredients decomposing, like a three-months-dead corpse, in our pantry.
Still made an excellent dinner, if I do say so myself. Made broccoli Parmesan waffles, topped with rice and slow cooked tamari chicken thighs. Take that, Fate: in your eye, motherfucker.
On other news, we have a new microwave.